Yeah, I’m going full Noddy Holder. And what?
Too distracted by Tess’s tinfoil dress to write a witty introduction.
Less dramatic. Poor movie ending, really. No sequel to last week.
The first theme week of the series transported us to the movies for 125 minutes.
It’s back. And so am I.
Hello and welcome etc etc. It’s Friday, I know, but this is a special occasion. I’ve never really understood why they go to town on ‘Strictly Saturday’ but launch on the Friday. Anyway.
LET’S GO! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
And we still don’t know who finished 2nd and 3rd…
Featuring: judges’ choice and showdances.
The last results show of the series gives us our final four*.
(*Should be three, I still want a double elimination in the semi. I say this because:
a) Four is a stupid final amount. Too busy.
b) We never find out who finished 2nd and 3rd this way whereas you would if 3rd place went before last dance and then the winner was announced.
c) The fourth couple are, ultimately, chosen by the judging panel out of the lowest public voted.