Strictly Come Dancing Results – The nail in the coffin..
Beep Beep. Mwahaha.
Broomsticks at the ready to see one couple exit the competition – and this week is the turning point for the GBP as we seem to have seen SENSE. Or maybe the dance was just too scary to find funny….honestly, I had a nightmare about it. And if you’re reading this as a recap of the show then I am sorry for spoiling the result at the start – implicitly anyway …and yes, I have been ‘Beep Beeping’ all day in vague attempt to claim the taxi joke.
So last night spooked us all as we saw wardrobe gaffes (poor Chels!), X-Rated moves (Robbie!), drawn out VT’s (Jason and the ghosts (the tribute band to Jerry and The Pacemakers)) and the downright scarily awful (Nancy and Anton…). Oh yes, and some dancing. But tonight in the witching hour (well, 35 minutes) another couple will fly out of the competition for good. But who will it be? And of course, apart from the result, there is a performance from The Wanted (*shudders*…) and a couple of spooktacular professional dances for us to gawp at!
As well as Claudia Winkleman’s dress sense actually fitting in with the show for once. Did anybody read the rodent story in the Sunday Express this morning? I bet that’s cheesing some contestants off. Isn’t he cute? —>
Gimmick alert! But sexy costumes for the girls and nerdy chic for the boys! Look at those braces! OMG THIS CAME ON MY ITUNES EARLIER AND I THOUGHT THIS WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT DANCE! I have a sixth sense I really don’t like Ola’s hair – what is living in there? Katya, Kristina and Aliona have normal hair! What can I say? Brilliant as usual. And fantastic little trick there with the judges switchover. S p o o k y…(not, it’s called pre-record)
Oh it’s the dead parrot Alesha wore the other day…around Tess’s waist…with a few feathers stuck to it…
Saved:Lulu and Brendan, Alex and James, Jason and Kristina, Holly and Artem and Chelsee and Pasha
Potential elimination alert: Audley and Natalie. He has size 17 feet, did you know?
I really didn’t enjoy their performance at So You Think You Can Dance – partly because it was recorded 4 times before they got it right and partly because, well, it’s The Wanted. Skantily clad professional girls dancing – no they’re not ours. It took me some time to work this out. And is it me or do ALL their songs sound the same?
Len’s Contact Lense and the judges spiel
Everybody on Twitter is warming to this part – not me! I’ve zoned out. Loving Len’s little nose wiggle. I just tried. Can’t do it. And I haven’t got 14 seconds whilst live blogging! Alesha’s reaction shown had to be to Nancy being lifted right? Or maybe when she first got out of the coffin. I would say ‘emerged’ but that signifies grace…
I still am not a fan of the Robbie move. Grab crotch = whole new show.
Saved: Anita and Robin, Russell and Flavia, Harry and Aliona and Robbie and Ola
Potential elimination alert: Nancy and Anton (third time lucky?! and yes, really Nancy!)
Professional American Smooth
Here are the other three couples – Vincent and Flavia, Anton and Erin and Brendan and Natalie. No gimmicks and no sodding about. Hooray. Apart from the white detail on the ladies’ arms – it looks like candyfloss from a far…
Lovely American Smooth. Traditional and beautiful.
Anyway, Nancy really is delusional. It was awful love.
Eliminated is….NANCY AND ANTON! HUZZAH! I have been waiting for 20 hours now to see her face! Hahaha, goodbye Nancy! Goodbye horrible views of her lady area! Goodbye rude VT’s and interviews! I do love Anton but I am so pleased they are out. I think he is too.
Go on. Hop in. Bugger off.
And next week, we shall meet again when the 10 couples dance for our sheer enjoyment. I can’t wait. No themes. Would say no props, but that would be a lie.
And no Nancy. Brilliant. We have seen sense. And my sick bag can go away. And no Len!
Until then, keeeeeep spooking! (Bah, Halloween…yuck!)
Posted on October 30, 2011, in Strictly Come Dancing and tagged alex jones, Anita Dobson, Audley Harrison, BBC1, bloody props, Chelsee Healey, halloween, Harry Judd, Holly Valance, Jason Donovan, Lulu, Nancy Dell'Olio, results, Robbie Savage, Russell Grant, spooky, Strictly Come Dancing, theme. Bookmark the permalink. 13 Comments.